this is literally something that could only happen because they’re actually together
Peter Q: Or sometimes we play monopoly.
Stitch and Toothless jammy jam!
OMG…you get all the adorables!!!!
Buy Bo Burnham’s “Egghead” poetry book or you will regret your entire life probably.
what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi
|Song: The Luckiest|
|Artist: Ben Folds Five|
|Played: 5,689 times.|
I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you
Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.
Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.
walk into any starbucks and say “i can’t believe they’re doing a secret screening of the unreleased Wes Anderson movie down the street” then collect all the macbooks that everyone who just ran out left behind. keep your favorite one and sell any you don’t need